Friday, November 26, 2010

"I've learned to become adaptable to the coming of each season for every leaf that changes color, changes for a reason." ~Linda Ellis http://bit.ly/hn6h9q
"View change as the one constant in your life. Welcome it. Expect it. Anticipate it." ~Denis Waitley http://bit.ly/i4BU9b

How Many Internet Marketers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? | blog.hubspot.com

This blog is hilariously funny! I have added my own answer for the title:



How Many Internet Marketers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?



Nobody will really be able to change the light bulb until somebody actually buys the ebook. However, you would first have to sign up and join the team to lock in your position, this will then give you access to the training that people pay THOUSANDS of dollars for. And best of all you get it for just $19.95 per month! Also, you better HURRY, because they are running out of light bulbs to change.



This business is growing in leaps and bounds and light bulbs are going on all around the world. Tons of people are making great money with it just by following the simple steps. And that's just changing a few light bulbs a week.



So get yourself over to the LIGHT BULB turn key system at zero cost.



Moving early counts.

Do it now.

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The remaining have been borrowed from the website source URL Comments section and summarized below.



How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But if he did a really good job changing that bulb, you'll hear & read about the light bulb change for years afterward. (And it will crop up in the most unlikely places.)

How Many Podcasters does it take to change a light bulb?



11: One to change the bulb 10 to listen to him do it later that day. But afterward he'll tell you that hundreds of people listen to him change light bulbs each week.





How many Adsense publishers does it take to change a light bulb?



7001. One to change the bulb, and 7000 to keep flicking the switch on and off till it breaks.