Friday, November 26, 2010
"View change as the one constant in your life. Welcome it. Expect it. Anticipate it." ~Denis Waitley http://bit.ly/i4BU9b
How Many Internet Marketers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? | blog.hubspot.com
This blog is hilariously funny! I have added my own answer for the title:
How Many Internet Marketers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Nobody will really be able to change the light bulb until somebody actually buys the ebook. However, you would first have to sign up and join the team to lock in your position, this will then give you access to the training that people pay THOUSANDS of dollars for. And best of all you get it for just $19.95 per month! Also, you better HURRY, because they are running out of light bulbs to change.
This business is growing in leaps and bounds and light bulbs are going on all around the world. Tons of people are making great money with it just by following the simple steps. And that's just changing a few light bulbs a week.
So get yourself over to the LIGHT BULB turn key system at zero cost.
Moving early counts.
Do it now.
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The remaining have been borrowed from the website source URL Comments section and summarized below.
How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But if he did a really good job changing that bulb, you'll hear & read about the light bulb change for years afterward. (And it will crop up in the most unlikely places.)
How Many Podcasters does it take to change a light bulb?
11: One to change the bulb 10 to listen to him do it later that day. But afterward he'll tell you that hundreds of people listen to him change light bulbs each week.
How many Adsense publishers does it take to change a light bulb?
7001. One to change the bulb, and 7000 to keep flicking the switch on and off till it breaks.
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Thursday, November 25, 2010
"Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings." - William Arthur Ward http://bit.ly/fbFnrk
Happy thanksgiving to all my US freinds.
Have a great one one an all! 
And a special blessing to you from South Africa ~Daniel
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds. ~Theodore Roosevelt
For flowers that bloom about our feet;
For tender grass, so fresh, so sweet;
For song of bird, and hum of bee;
For all things fair we hear or see,
Father in heaven, we thank Thee!
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
None is more impoverished than the one who has no gratitude. Gratitude is a currency that we can mint for ourselves, and spend without fear of bankruptcy. ~Fred De Witt Van Amburgh
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Is it mice or mouses?… - Cyberwalker.com
Question: We have a different kind of question for CyberWalker. What is the plural of computer mouse -- "mouses" or "mice"? H.K.
Answer: I've been on the trail for an answer to this question for a week and in the process I was snubbed by the very inventor of the computer mouse.
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10 reasons I'm dumping my iPad for a Galaxy Tab | 10 Things | TechRepublic.com
The reviews may be mixed, but for Deb Shinder, the choice is clear. See why she's throwing over her iPad in favor of her new Galaxy Tab. Read more
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Seven reasons we need managers, not leaders | IT Leadership | TechRepublic.com
The United States is facing a crisis of management. Not leadership. Management.
Nearly three years after the start of “The Great Recession,” there’s still no end in sight. The Feds report that unemployment is +9.5%, but those figures are drastically understated. The real figures include people who have given up looking or are no longer on unemployment insurance — they aren’t counted. If you include those individuals, the real national level is more like 12% - 13%.
Across this country and outside it, people talk about the reasons for the slow recovery of the still-dominant U.S. economy. A lot of reasons are cited. Among the more popular are mortgage issues, fear of inflation/deflation, the growing strength of China, gridlock in the government,…and a lack of leadership.
Each of these is important. But none of them is the most critical factor. The single most important reason is that we have a management issue.
The United States (along with many other Western countries as well) has too many leaders. In fact, I believe that we’re probably “over-led.” And we no longer have enough managers; we’re under-managed.
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Slideshow: 10 most dangerous species of IT manager | TechRepublic Photo Gallery
This is seriously funny!
IT veteran Jeff Dray takes a lighthearted look at the types of IT managers and supervisors. We originally published Jeff's list back in 2004. And, I decided to pick a few photos the illustrate Jeff's great descriptions. Enjoy!
Check out Jeff's companion list of 10+ most dangerous species of help desk caller.
-- Bill Detwiler, Head Technology Editor
In my travels through the wilds of the information technology field, I have come across many different species of IT manager. All are from the genus 'Procurator' and are very dangerous in captivity. Some are now on the World Wildlife Federation's At Risk Register. However, there will certainly be no captive breeding program to preserve them as most would be overjoyed if they disappeared from the Earth.
To help classify these dangerous breeds, I've created the following list of species and character descriptions of some common types of managers. These types are loosely based on some managers I have worked for over the years. As ever, this classification should be taken with a large pinch of salt.
Caption by: Jeff Dray
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The iPad's big upgrade: Top 10 iOS 4.2 features for business | Tech Sanity Check | TechRepublic.com
Apple has released the first major software update for the iPad. The 4.2 version of iOS brings a slew of new capabilities to the iPad, including many that will be of interest to business professionals and to IT departments that have deployed or are considering a deployment of the iPad.
The update, which is available as a free download through iTunes, is the first jump to iOS 4 for the iPad. The iPhone got iOS 4 in the spring but the iPad has been stuck on iOS 3.2 until now. With iOS 4.2, the two devices are now unified on the same operating system (along with the iPod Touch as well).
Below is my list of the 10 most important iOS 4 updates for iPad business users, along with my screenshot gallery that gives you a quick peak at the new features.
http://content.techrepublic.com.com/2346-13416_11-486583.html
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Seven Major Projects CIOs Should Consider During the Next Three Years | ITBusinessEdge.com
With 2011 predicted to be the year when the IT industry will reach nearly $3.5 trillion in revenue and show long-term growth for the next five years, Gartner, Inc. analysts have presented business and IT issues that warrant the greatest attention and demand the clearest strategies for the future.
“We are increasingly living, playing and working in a digital world where people will have no alternatives but to become ‘more digital’ with the assets they have available,” said Stephen Prentice, vice president and Gartner Fellow. “In 2012, the Internet will be 75 times larger than it was in 2002, and if Facebook was a country, it would be the third largest in the world (after China and India). Device and data proliferation is also a reality that cannot be escaped. Smart devices will rise from 60 billion devices in 2010 to more than 200 billion in 2020.”
“Technology is no longer the preserve of the CIO,” said Ken McGee, vice president and Gartner Fellow. “It has become everyone’s property and everyone’s issue.”
With the IT industry on track to show a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 4 percent for the next five years, Gartner has identified seven business and IT issues that CIOs should act on during the next three years. “CIOs will need to begin implementing these technologies within three years to meet the six year predictions,” Mr. McGee said.
http://www.gartner.com/it/page.jsp?id=1465614
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Criticism is an Important Part of Thinking | [chrisbrogan.com]
When any fit of gloominess, or perversion of mind, lays hold upon you, make it a rule not to publish it by complaints. ~Samuel Johnson
Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses. ~Proverb
We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't. ~Frank A. Clark
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The First Unofficial Guide to Dropbox [Save PDF or Read Online]
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13 of Today's Hottest Tech Skills | ITBusinessEdge.com
It’s interesting to see how demand changes for the various IT skills in the job market. In an update to a similar slideshow from March, Dice.com offers this insight into the jobs of today. Click through to see some of the most in-demand skills and their growth on the site in the past year.
http://dice.com/
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Scareware SEO attack exploits engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton | Naked Security
Prince William and Kate Middleton announce their royal engagement - but who's that waiting in the wings? Hackers poison search engine results to spread their fake anti-virus attacks. Watch this video from SophosLabs to see the threat in action, and ensure your anti-virus protection is up-to-date.
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FAQ: Security and Facebook’s new messages system | Naked Security
Everything you need to know about Facebook's new message system but were too afraid to ask. It's not email as we know it, but it could still suffer from security threats like spam and malware. Make sure you are clued-up and are ready before it impacts users in your company.
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Free anti-virus for Mac – 150,000 active users and plenty of malware found | Naked Security
Think there's nothing for an anti-virus to find on your Mac? Think again. Record-breaking numbers of people are downloading Sophos's free anti-virus for Mac home users, and now we can reveal the most commonly encountered malware that users of Sophos Anti-Virus for Mac Home Edition are seeing.
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Monday, November 22, 2010
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